Three Blond Men
Author unknown, contributed
Three blond men are stranded on one side of
a wide river, and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to
cross the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims
The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him
into a black-haired man and he builds a boat and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God
turns him into a woman and she walks across the bridge.
(I've gotten emails on this in
these days of Political Correctness:
Please don't take this seriously or see it as sexist. It was submitted by a
guy who made lots of contributions to the site. It is a joke; like the rest
of the site, it makes fun of itself. A sense of humor is invaluable!)